I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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