Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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