Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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