This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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