u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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