She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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