I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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