Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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