Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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