I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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