i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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