my sisters under your porch take her home
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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