Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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