Dual....:-)
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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