She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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