She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My liver just had a heart attack.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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