I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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