okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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