I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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