Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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