Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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