i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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