Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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