Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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