She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Don't tell me you're on acid again
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize