If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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