Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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