I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
How naked do you want me to be?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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