You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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