i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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