Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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