LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize