ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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