i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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