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I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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