i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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