I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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