yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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