I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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