so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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