just come out here and I will go home with you...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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