11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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