Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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