his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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