Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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