I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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