I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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