Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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