Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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