I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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